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What’s the weirdest phone call you have ever received?

09.06.2025 10:12

What’s the weirdest phone call you have ever received?

I was trying to reach out to you because we have a Mr X here, who claims you are his legal guardian. He needs you to come down and sign some forms.

Long pause, OK. (Inaudible talking). Could you hang on for just a sec?

Do what? Officer, I'm sorry I have no kids of my own, and I don't know anybody by that name.

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Looks at phone, sees a number local to me, so I answered.

Is your number (xxx) xxx-xxxx??

Yes sir it is.

Can you write a short story with a twist ending?

I'm sorry to bother you, my staff just told me our guy corrected his information and had a number off for his home phone. Have a good day. Hangs up.

I hear a pause on the line, it goes quiet for a few seconds.

ATTENTION SPIKES UP. What could he want with me? Did I do something wrong? Lord did I forget to pay something? Questions start flying through my head. What would the detention center sheriff want with me?

Who is the most trusted person in your life, and do they have the same trust on you?

Whew, not in trouble!! But someone named Sean with a similar number is apparently about to have a rather bad day.

HELLO

Hi this is Sargent Moss from the County detention center. Is this Sean?

How can someone determine if their partner is in another romantic relationship, particularly if they do not live together?

No sir I sure don't, I live in the next city over.

After a few moments he returns.

{RING} {RING}

I’m 26 years old and a married woman. My husband hates my flat chest. What is the permanent solution?

Sure no problem officer.

Do you reside at 1234 X X Lane?